thebreadanon replied to your post: BESHA, MY LOVELY LITTLE VOCAL… VOCALIST! HOW ARE YOU THIS PAR-BAKED EVENING?
WE DO NOT WANT TO SHOW THE NON-BREAD FOLK UP BY BEATING THEM AT ALL THE EVENTS APART FROM SWIMMING. WE DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING SOGGY FOR IT IS HARD FOR US TO DRY OUT. I PERSONALLY LIKE BEING CRUSTY.
Good for you, Hovis. You be crusty an ting! I was looking forward to seeing some Bread folk, though. I can imagine being… well, bread, could be an advantage in some events?
WE HAVE OUR OWN OLYMPICS - THE BREAD OLYMPICS. WE HAVE THE LEGENDARY BAGUETTE-TOSS. I AM LED TO BELIEVE THAT IT IS SIMILAR TO THE SCOTTISH CABER TOSS, ONLY WITH BAGUETTES. WE ALSO SHOTPUT WITH BREAD ROLLS AND DISCUS WITH PITTA BREADS.
So you haven’t heard me sing yet? Lucky you. Unfortunately, that’s about to change. Unless you choose not to press play. Yes, I fuck the chords up. Yes, I fuck the lyrics up. Yes, I start off flat but I’m alone, bored and have a guitar. This is me singing Kelly Clarkson’s Breakaway.
THE BREAD ANON FINDS THIS PLEASING. IT WILL BE A HIT IN BREADFORDSHIRE, I ASSURE YOU!
(Source: beshapontmercy, via beshapontmercy)
I FEEL HURT
I WENT ON THE BREAD ANON TAG
THERE IS ANOTHER BREAD ANON
THIS MAKES ME VERY VERY UPSET
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
OBVIOUSLY THIS ANON ISN’T FROM BREADFORDSHIRE
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
but this has so many notes and there are people called, like, ‘-time-l0rd-space-and-timeinthetardis’ and ‘sexy-benedicts-cumberbatchings-’ reblogging it and let’s be real, you guys have the Tumblr username equivalent of a tub of Neapolitan ice cream once your entire family’s eaten the good flavours
THERE IS ONLY ONE BREAD ANON.
I AM THE LUCKY ONE!
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thebreadanon replied to your post: I AM A CUTE ANON, AM I NOT?
I AM ADORABLE, BESHA, IN ALL REALMS. EVEN THAT OF YOURS - ASGARD. DO YOU GUARD ALL ASSES IN ASGARD, EVEN BREAD ONES?
We do guard a lot of asses here. Not sure if I’ve seen any bread ones, though. I don’t think you can have an ass of bread, can you?
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T SEEN MY ASS, THEN. I HAVE A BREAD ASS. WOULD YOU GUARD MY BREAD ASS IN ASGUARD OR WOULD YOU HAVE TO COME TO BREADFORDSHIRE? PLEASE COME TO BREADFORDSHIRE!