besha-of-asgard:
thebreadanon replied to your post: BESHA, MY LOVELY LITTLE VOCAL… VOCALIST! HOW ARE YOU THIS PAR-BAKED EVENING?
WE DO NOT WANT TO SHOW THE NON-BREAD FOLK UP BY BEATING THEM AT ALL THE EVENTS APART FROM SWIMMING. WE DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING SOGGY FOR IT IS HARD FOR US TO DRY OUT. I PERSONALLY LIKE BEING CRUSTY.
Good for you, Hovis. You be crusty an ting! I was looking forward to seeing some Bread folk, though. I can imagine being… well, bread, could be an advantage in some events?
WE HAVE OUR OWN OLYMPICS - THE BREAD OLYMPICS. WE HAVE THE LEGENDARY BAGUETTE-TOSS. I AM LED TO BELIEVE THAT IT IS SIMILAR TO THE SCOTTISH CABER TOSS, ONLY WITH BAGUETTES. WE ALSO SHOTPUT WITH BREAD ROLLS AND DISCUS WITH PITTA BREADS.
(Source: beshapontmercy)
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besha-of-asgard:
So you haven’t heard me sing yet? Lucky you. Unfortunately, that’s about to change. Unless you choose not to press play. Yes, I fuck the chords up. Yes, I fuck the lyrics up. Yes, I start off flat but I’m alone, bored and have a guitar. This is me singing Kelly Clarkson’s Breakaway.
THE BREAD ANON FINDS THIS PLEASING. IT WILL BE A HIT IN BREADFORDSHIRE, I ASSURE YOU!
(Source: beshapontmercy, via beshapontmercy)
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I FEEL HURT
I WENT ON THE BREAD ANON TAG
THERE IS ANOTHER BREAD ANON
THIS MAKES ME VERY VERY UPSET
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
OBVIOUSLY THIS ANON ISN’T FROM BREADFORDSHIRE
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firelordazula:
hussatan:
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
but this has so many notes and there are people called, like, ‘-time-l0rd-space-and-timeinthetardis’ and ‘sexy-benedicts-cumberbatchings-’ reblogging it and let’s be real, you guys have the Tumblr username equivalent of a tub of Neapolitan ice cream once your entire family’s eaten the good flavours
THERE IS ONLY ONE BREAD ANON.
I AM THE LUCKY ONE!
(Source: darkjak, via thechangloriousbastards)
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besha-of-asgard:
thebreadanon replied to your post: I AM A CUTE ANON, AM I NOT?
I AM ADORABLE, BESHA, IN ALL REALMS. EVEN THAT OF YOURS - ASGARD. DO YOU GUARD ALL ASSES IN ASGARD, EVEN BREAD ONES?
We do guard a lot of asses here. Not sure if I’ve seen any bread ones, though. I don’t think you can have an ass of bread, can you?
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T SEEN MY ASS, THEN. I HAVE A BREAD ASS. WOULD YOU GUARD MY BREAD ASS IN ASGUARD OR WOULD YOU HAVE TO COME TO BREADFORDSHIRE? PLEASE COME TO BREADFORDSHIRE!
(Source: beshapontmercy)
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